I don’t suck. I generate an area of low pressure!

everything should have the full body design

As a kid I once dropped an icecream cone moments after buying it. The vendor gave me another one.

Considering he went after a 430 Scuderia and not the latest/greatest model with his $300k, the guy is probably an enthusiast, knew what he wanted and spent some time looking for the right car.

I would make 4 Coffee tables out of the rims that still look pretty good.

Always take the kick in the balls. You can spin that later into someone touching your balls.

You were looking directly at Hugo Weaving and didn’t realize it. All hope in Jalopnik is lost.

Do you think the driver is *a little bit* proud of themselves?

That’s an Aussie Shooting Brake, mate.

these are always surpisingly on-point. I’m beginning to wonder if Skay has a crew of models on call.

“I need a redhead in front of a ‘59 Desoto STAT”

Or there’s a bottomless well of pictures of half naked women on the internet. Either or.

Two possible answers, one that specifically appeals to the Torch.

1 - Very low ceiling above the car when you are trying to get into the trunk.

2 - Very low height of a man that has trouble reaching up and grabbing the hatch to pull it down.

Not really cars & coffee, but the Micra Cup was at Tremblant this weekend, and I found this in the paddock. One of these things is not like the others...

Is she single? Asking for a friend.

I’m sorry, but a 79 year old woman intentionally going 147 in a Boxster shouldn’t be given a fine OR a ban. She should be given a medal, because she’s clearly a goddamn global hero.

Somebody broke their racecar and didn’t want to waste the trip, so they ran their tow rig.

These people have all been fired.

Pot was packed into half-circle shapes that fit nicely into the car’s spare wheel well, with each wheel weighing 14.5 kilos, or just shy of 32 pounds.

This is why more government regulations need to be put in place to make turbines even quieter, to protect spectators within 50 feet of aircraft at full thrust.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings