The car wanted to punish you for those wheels.

I bet something else is bald, amirite?

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

I’m sure Ferrari will be at pains to say it is not an SUV but some newly invented term for a high riding grand touring car with all wheel drive.

In regards to your question - everyone sells out eventually

The reason why this fails, every time, is that you can already buy an electric supercar. It just looks like a regular sedan. I’m talking abut Teslas, of course.

strip it to the tub, divorce your wife, disown your children, and eat paleo.

It’s all the same to white people.

They’re getting closer and closer to going full LEGO.

Mom’s minivan.

Hey, that’s great. When are they taking it out to the real testing grounds?

There’s a place in Bellevue, WA. that can do good car cakes. This was my wedding cake. It was hot out, so there were some components failing by the evening, but no bad for frosting.

Definitely a cultural thing. If this happened in America, the guy would be laying there with several people filming on their phones, while someone from the bar calls 911. Attorneys would be calling this guy, telling him while he isn’t hurting now, he has underlying injuries that need to be documented. Letting him know…

Goddamn, son. Log off and don’t come back ‘till you’ve gotten yourself a blowjob.

We all know how backwards a car can enter a corner, for most of us the problem was we were 16, hit something, and it was our parents car.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

just his wife.

The shittier the marque the more acceptable

Great flowchart. Thanks!

Doesn’t show on the pic, but I’m proudly wearing my Buick belt buckle. I wear it each time I take the Somerset for spin, makes me feel more connected with the machine.