What is left out of the Sia mention is that apparently they were her foster kids who were about to age out of the system so she adopted them to make the relationship permanent and legal. It doesn’t sound like she met them for the first time when they were 18 and thought “instant family.” 

This is a typo, but one that makes me wonder if you were sold out of an Victorian orphanage to a chimney sweep.  

god, jeffree star is an utter piece of shit

Jeffree Star is trash and that will never change. His stans will defend his gross choices though.

I think we need Vanderpump Vegas, where they try to totally restart the Rules concept and then transition this show into more of a housewives type thing. The whole reason Vanderpump Rules worked is because the cast was a real thing before the show, trying to add in these new castmembers isn’t working.

Whose decision was it to headline Dirtbag with an internet star’s 17th birthday? How many people who read this blog care about this? 

Truth. I worked from home for the last six weeks, and my uniform was pajamas and no bra.

Kelly Ripa looks fine.

How dare you and you’re lucky that we actually put clothes on

I bet you her and Tyler say it all the damn time...just not when Matt’s around, you know. That whole Southern group oozes that “We can say it with the ‘a’ because where not those kind of racists, you know?  We have black friends!”

I hope she at least loses her NASCAR ride.

Is this really surprising? She is "Alabama Hannah" after all. 

Cats > Dogs > Garrett

Call me when your dog shits in a box.

So what you mean is that dogs are stupid enough to trust management while cats see a lie when they open their mouths?

Cats are the best; this is the hill that I'm willing to die on.

I totally married a Harry and it rules. 

I could marry Steve or Harry and be happy for the rest of my life

Weird. I thought I was Jay-Z's secret daughter. Small world.

Maybe you're just an asshole?