They’re all terrible and insecure people, the end.

To be fair, the Megan Thee Stallion bit was sweet...although the way she talks about Beyoncé also make me feel old, as though she’s “mom pop” or something. 

You’re not old, you’re sensible. Because the rest of this shit is just spoiled bored rich people acting like spoiled bored rich people

Amen. At least the raccoon could yield some good YouTube content.

I know it’s not nice to talk about people’s looks, but Jeffrey Starr looks like something I’d see in my nightmares. I have no idea what he thinks when he looks in the mirror, but he looks like he hangs people upside down from his ceiling, cuts their throats, and sucks down their blood to me.

Jeffree is only doing this because James has a new show and he’s fucking jealous. I don’t care at all about these people or their careers, but this kind of drama is so obviously opportunistic and toxic and it’s astonishing to me that a 34-year-old with (ostensibly) plenty of money still cares about shit-stirring,…

You say old, I say tasteful. :) I too worship at the altar of Debi Mazar. But I do get a secret kick out of the Jay Cutler crap simply because I’m a lifelong Packer fan and he played for da Bears - and no one on the Bears liked him either.

You know you’re old when the only person you care about in this Dirt Bag is Debi Mazar. 

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid raccoon than deal with Jeffree Star or James Charles

The fans could have been reststop employees? Or they could also be idiots like the rich brats they look up to? Who knows.

“The fans” were at the rest stop, too?

My aunt wasn’t able to have a funeral service, but thank god Kendall was able to escape her mansion!

Well, I guess they are just a lot more special than the rest of us.

Last year, I was kinda lazily planning a roadtrip for this summer. The Invisible Enemy™ came along and I went “Aw fuck <shrug> Oh well...hafta wait.” It’s not that hard. But I guess when you have virtually unlimited wealth and can normally purchase the reality you want, maybe it is.

Selfish assholes

Omfg. Why are we humoring these nitwits!? Even Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz were real, board certified doctors at one point. Jesus Christ. This woman is delusional.

Thank you for biting the bullet here and saying it so I didn’t have to.

“None of these natural remedies below should be taken without consulting a doctor or naturopath,...”

Well, because I hate myself, I googled this woman.

Rich people really are out here bathing in bleach. WILD.