Actually, you can work LT’s & Eli’s Super Bowl wins into any conversation. Just ask my colleagues, my wife and kids, the people on my train in the afternoon, that nice fella at the shoe shine stand...

I know why I did: Autodraft.

It’s nice to see the hwy shutdown for a cool reason. Don’t hate.

I thought “half” was enough to mean the whole phrase but indeed it was not.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

“I didn’t know they still had a team.”

Greg Hardy is still on the Panthers?

So I got into a FB debate (shit, I know) about this cover. I am a woman and another woman objected to her be “splayed with her crotch showing in stilettos for the male gaze.” Serena 100 percent art directed this cover, I am sure. She had complete creative control in this situation, and yes, while it is a provocative…

Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me — also available as a podcast — can be pretty funny / entertaining.

Murray averaging 3.5 ypc while Mathews is producing 5.7 in the same offense. Maybe playcalling is not the only issue here.

Not to be a complete dick either, but it also means something of little or no practical value or meaning. Hence, an argument of no value or importance (not worth discussing) is a moot point.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

What a shock: the Greek guy was planning to recklessly spend money.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Hank Scorpio. Best. Boss. Ever!

You get to keep it. Unless you’re in Chicago and you have to throw it back.

That one was written by Ludlum’s son. Noncanonical! Noncanonical!

Nice aero

OH SO WOMEN ARE SUING JUST BECAUSE THEIR BUTTHURT?

So? Who gives a shit if they’re complaining, and since when does complaining get you anything. If I complain that deadspin is offensive, do we take it down?