No one cares about your boner.

“by the way im not white”

In terms of significance I’d say so. But Pat McAfee’s onside kick that he recovered himself has to be the best onside kick.

I think it was the best LOOKING onside kick, ever.

They could hire Chip Kelly!

I was with you until you said Chris Kluwe.
Nah, man.
Nah.

But the tailback was set well before the play began. And one player, in this case the QB, is allowed to be in motion, no?

Never seen one of those interviews worth listening to. Silly tradition that should have been canned long ago.

You shouldn’t publicly admit to being from Indiana.

And which role are you auditioning for? Emo teen #32?

Duck! Incoming! :)

Please name a team who has played and won against a better slate of games.

I'm on the fence for your choice of The Killer over Hard Boiled. But I can get why you chose it plot wise. But if Heat wasn't on here, then you would have gotten a load of backlash. Nice list. I might have added the final showdown in Unforgiven over The Terminator, but it's all subjective when you get down to it.

Point being adults shouldn't be sending out Christmas lists to people... and have the audacity to write "Obviously I don't expect all of these"... just most of it apparently. If you raise a child to turn into this, you have failed miserably.