You got hit in the head with a 94 mph fastball. Trust me you have a concussion.

Statistically speaking there are more murder - suicides than suicide - murders. Timing is everything.

Anything by Vin Scully.

Yay!

Reality Check Oakland hasn’t had an NFL team since the 80s andnever a NBA team.

There must be sponsorship money somewhere.

Dick Fore

Correction. They were behind shedule

AWN. Arrested while naked. Thanks NFL.

Obviously suspension is unrelated as there is no rule against rape for the team

Next Executive Order - no name changes of major league teams with ‘historical significance’. I can see it now.

Those are so sad my tear ducts have dried up

Hey they gave hope to all future SB squares players whoever drew an 8 for score quarters.

Mermaids are the next zombie fad. Werewolves Vampires Zombies... Twilight: Under the Sea

Yes! Experience life through your computer. Work from home. Avoid the real world at all costs.

Well a no rushing the kicker rule and the player totally ignores the rule. Yep perfect prospect for USC

What would Dick clark say

Better than if it’s running because it’s hard to tackle a running fridge

This is sad. Another victim of 2016. I remember reading “The Horniest Little Panda” as a child.

“There is perhaps no mammal that is less often in the mood for sex than the female giant panda.”