It is tacky, stingy, and self-centered to tell someone s/he isn't authorized to bring a date to your wedding. That being said, it is a much bigger dick move for you to decide you don't want to be friends with the bride anymore, unfriend her on facebook, and then show up to her wedding so YOU can see your friends and…

I went to school and became a vegetarian, but when I went back home to visit I had a bit of meat. For those of you not in the know... DO NOT SNEAK A VEGETARIAN MEAT. This is very cruel in more ways than one.

I went to visit a guy friend, and one thing led to another... I decided to spend the night. We hadn't fooled…

Not mine but good. My brother got a GIANT "Established 1986" across his upper-back between his shoulder blades. Then, in 2006 he was drinking whisky, took off his shirt and was wandering around a parking lot with his whisky bottle. So he see's a a cop and thinks he'd better scram so he turns to walk away and....…

"There's still the potential of a slow-ass credit card machine or botched signing process that just seems pathetic and annoying to me if it's just to purchase Dentyne Ice."

I guess at certain crappy bodegas this could be an issue. At your average 7-11 it's extremely rare to ever have an issue with the credit card…

It's not a direct comparison but Palmeiro had well over 500 HR, and 3000 hits, then got busted for steroids at the end of his career, and he never got more than 11% of the vote and is no longer even on the ballot.

Serious question: if the modern drug testing regime had existed in the McGwire/LaRussa era, and McGwire tested positive, and McGwire was suspended for 50 games, would anyone hold up his hall of fame induction, or is this strictly a "make up call" for the fact that he escaped punishment during his playing days (because…

I warn you that I will take my cues from my cat, and ululate the song of my people at the top of my lungs beginning at 4:30 a.m. until such time as I am fed.

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

I have a feminist necklace I like to wear. It's made of the severed testicles of every man who ever opened a door for me or told me I look pretty. Chivalry ain't dead, it's just castrated.

I'm a cardinal fan who was at the game, and that comment made me laugh. +.08

Just found out about this bit of news on the radio yesterday. Suppose it's been around for a few months now, the news, but it warrants mentioning again.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

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Well, it's true that very few people know the complicated ethno-racial history of the Virginia/Egypt/Sudan conflict. It's easy to boil everything down to race and a sense of entitlement to things that don't belong to you (like entire continents), but the centuries of prejudice Virginians have endured at the hands of…

I didn't say Netherlands didn't play well, I said they played dirty. But also, in reality, half the offense opportunities for them came from said dirty play.

Yeah, Robben and the rest of the Netherlands did not start with the dirty play, nope not at all. All the diving... and the pushing... and the pulling... and the tackling... yep... that was all Costa Rica first...

I don't know why Van Persie was allowed to keep playing

Fuck all customers? Our standard tip is 20%, more if the service is exceptional. On the other hand, we've had servers leave us alone, no refills, for half an hour, or be just plain rude, and we are always polite to servers because we know it can be very difficult job. The only time we've ever left less than 15%…

Ha! Yeah, that Whiskeysaurus will getcha! Watch out for the Ptequiladactyl too!