I’m relatively certain the kneelessness and the noodle arm were done on purpose. The two artists who did the shoot layered the shots and were going for something that didn’t look quite right.

Exactly, thank you. The whole “believe” thing is supposed to mean “don’t just immediately brush it off and do nothing.” It’s supposed to mean “take every allegation seriously and address and investigate it appropriately and thoroughly.” It’s trying to move the needle from “we do nothing about rape and sexual abuse and…

So how does “believe, then investigate” work when the second you start posing questions you’re accused of being a rape apologist — or worse?

this is the real story here folks

But did you know she was pals with Alexander McQueen

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Was anybody else disappointed when Teddy’s backstory wasn’t “has a degree in ethnomusicology from Wesleyan, is a receptionist at a dentist’s office, married the writer of a TV sketch comedy”

Elusive. They eluded the cameras and evidence. If they’d alluded to them, they’d have hinted at them, which would be a dumb criminal thing to do.

There’s an aspect of what’s going on that you missed, which is a callback to the film.

If you have not yet read In Pursuit of Love and Love in Cold Climate, you must do so immediately! I must have read them twenty times when I was growing up, and some of their sayings are still part of our family lexicon. We always leave fifteen minutes in case of a flat tire, and “shrieks and floods” is a favorite…

Then you have a heart of stone! These chicks are SO interesting!

Read about them. They’re endlessly fascinating.

Her Guardian Angel

George is like: [insert Mariah Carey gif]

You...you killed him?

I wasn’t aware of the Kate Upton stuff until just now. Sigh...

Jimmy Fallon has always sucked.

I’m guessing the interior of such gowns looks like the architecture of a gothic church, complete with flying buttresses.

Which is to say white people are afforded the range of motion to adopt black hairstyles such as dreads and rows

Also, hasn’t been mentioned yet; but I believe one of those actors is a McPoyle brother?? And he’s getting shot while drinking MILK? THAT is how you do an in joke.