Rapists hate him! Prevent sexual assault with this one weird trick!

It’s not vulgar, but calling Jonah ‘the cloud botherer’ is the one I’ve found the funniest.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

If you read the Vanity Fair piece I linked in the article, you’d know she doesn’t.

A ban on plastic straws could be bad for disabled people that rely on the flexibility that bendy plastic straws allow.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“America’s sweetheart - Mr. Tam Honks!” - a nonsensical Fey/Poehler line from the Golden Globes that never fails to make me laugh.

So don’t go, sad celebrities. Rihanna’s going to look better than you anyway.

Forbidden snack...

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

No. You’re being thoughtful and self-aware and honest, at which a lot of people fail.

She has them throughout the video about her pregnancy in this article.

I feel embarrassed now which is unfair because this video is not my fault.

No.

No. Also, the list wasn’t published. It was circulated privately.

I’m agreeing with you...

This is probably off point, but even now in my late twenties I still feel like there is often so much bargaining even in consensual sexual situations with some men

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I just love her

Karlie Kloss has the best walk among these batch. I guess she’s the only one that really was a model from the start.