The Owner of Gristedes Wants You and I Me to Know the Ice Cream Bandits Have Been Captured

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

Oh they haven't left her alone. Now they're saying it's just a ploy to save face because it never happened and she's still a gold digging whore. She could literally hand a suitcase of money to an abuse survivor and they'd still think she was lying.

Squishy?

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

Although I am horrified at this typo. Please tell me this is a variant I have never seen:

And if you’re up for a bit more modern disturbia genre, Campion’s In The Cut is terrific. Highly underrated and Mark Ruffalo has a sex scene and a mustache.

A young Cliff Curtis also has a small role. That was back before Hollywood started playing Ethnicity Bingo with him.

A story about Peter and Harry Brant from the comments of a 2012 Jezebel story about Peter (http://jezebel.com/i-once-sat-in-…), which I immediately thought of because the amount of utterly clueless privilege is just painful:

Oh sure, it sounds bad when you put it like that...

Perhaps because it’s a fantasy movie involving a fictional Amazon created by a fictional Greek god and therefore maybe could make up whatever additional fictions or inclusions it wants

African Americans fought in WWII. They fought for a country that segregated them in the army and at home.

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

I’m more of an emerald cut person and Angelina Jolie’s is my all-time fave!

I avoided posting “ring shots” on social media because it felt braggy, but I really love it and the engagement ends next week (you know, like happily, because we’ll be married), so what the heck. #ILikeBigRocksAndICannotLie

Ah angel hair, with a little garlic and olive oil, so perfect.

Gigi is gorgeous. That girl would have had a modeling contract no matter what. And I’ve seen her up close and without any makeup.