Casual gymnastics sounds awesome. ::::flops on couch...slowly rolls to floor without spilling my beer::::

Oh come off it, he took plenty of photos of people from all walks of life. I know many, many people who have been photographed by him and non of them are rich. They’re artists or punks with a jazz age flavor or gorgeous trans women. They just all have good style, that's all. He was lovely man who appreciated good…

This isn’t really a valid criticism. Going to Africa means visiting a country on the continent. It would work better if she were visiting multiple countries on the continent, but she needn’t visit them all. You don’t have to go to Luxembourg to say you’ve been to Europe.

I am a woman. I have a fantasy of being a little newspaper barker boy from the 1920's, wearing a jaunty hat and shouting “Papahs! Get ya papahs right heayah folks! Today’s headline is a real whoppah, see?”

ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER IS VERY VERY REAL

The running joke of her past songs mentioning specific various exes is starting to get old though, with everyone over analyzing EVERY SINGLE lyric. I want her to write a song about her relationship with a fake boyfriend like astronaut Mike Dexter, just to mess with everyone’s minds.

I think a basic rule of thumb for every job is that you can blow off as much steam as you want, but never put it in writing.

Yeah but Supermodel status also requires major print work. Which she didn’t do except for YSL once.

It’s striking just how flat Kendall’s eyes are in photo shoots. Sure she’s got a great look, but it’s all on the surface: there’s nothing going on behind that flat expression. And even though she’s the flavour of the moment, that’s hardly “supermodel” status.

I can’t recommend listening to the one about the Manson murders late at night when you’re alone in bed.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

My vote is Liam based solely on looks, if it were a personality competition, Chris would win every time. Liam seems quite boring.

Calvin Harris isn’t worthy of Rihanna. No one is worthy of Rihanna.

Read the entire piece. I’m not so sure Caity is mocking her.

I love that Caity was eating a hot dog and fries. Her commitment to eating unhealthy, horrible food is hilarious and amazing <3

I don’t know if you could get her back...

I say this every time Jezebel links to a Caity Weaver article, and I’ll say it again: the woman is a goddamn national treasure. I loved every single sentence.

Dear God no one can write stuff like that better than Caity.

As much as I miss Caity on Gawker, she is absolutely killing the game over at GQ.

Caity Weaver is the best and it is only because of her that I will read this profile about this strange person.