“presente” really got me right in the gut. just lost it. didn’t realize how hard i’d been working to hold it together.

Counterpoint...Nicole Kidman is a great actress and ridiculously beautiful. And it looks like Elizabeth Moss’s character will remain the focus. And maybe having a big name star like NK will bring more attention and viewers to the show, which would bake a 3rd season more likely.

Somewhat related to the topic, when people ask if being gay is a choice, I say that the correct answer is “no it’s not”, but I think an even better answer is “so what if it was”? I just never understood why some people care so much about others being intimate with members of the same sex. Seriously, how does it affect…

I’m glad it’s not just me! And wow, this last episode added so much fuel to the fire. Dan’s pleased little “Fuck off” when Jonah complimented him on the glasses thing... Timothy Simons and Reid Scott are so damned good (and have you ever read interviews with them? Hearing them talk about their awful characters is…

Liya Kebede in Haider Ackermann rules.

Nothing will ever top the Oblivion video for me

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

“Please excuse Ally from doing the hokey pokey today...” -from Ms. Brooks’ kindergarten papers

Hey if it’s good enough for Sweet Dee Reynolds...

Claire Danes in LED Zac Posen is killing the theme!

This is awesome! It’ll help out so many women and girls and prevent untold numbers of unwanted pregnancies.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

“it seems like the same idea as serial killers, like they can’t keep their exploits quiet and that’s how they get caught.”

I find her blasting their music very funny, but you don’t have to.

i for real owe my life to the anonymous internet person that i don’t remember who said the immortal words:

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

It’s weird that a dutch person couldn’t pronounce a German word though.

Not hard at all. You marry Nicki, as per above, you fuck Rihanna because that seems like it would be a blast and she's clearly not ready to settle down and you kill Beyonce because then she comes back to life three days later and we get started on building the Church of Beyentology.