I want this!

I'm advancing an alternative theory: The butt is the only real part of her. Nicki Minaj is a sentient butt with a robot attached.

Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.

Ugh, this annoys the crap out of me as well. All that the "all women are beautiful" line does is underscore the fact that beauty is considered essential to a woman's worth. No, not all women are beautiful (just like not all men are beautiful), but that shouldn't matter.

Ugh, I hate that kind of pandering. All women/people are not beautiful. Are conventional norms absurdly narrow? Yes. That doesn't mean that we're all beautiful. Which is good, 'cause there are a hundred other attributes that need their time in the sun.

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Do your own abortion? That doesn't sound safe...

No. That's called her commute. She still has to work after that. It's your work, not hers. She has a whole job to do after she gets off the plane.

Maybe they were waiting for the twist in the end. One that never came.

Incorrecto. Are you joking?

If a grownup woman tried this she would deserve to be called every sexist slur implying low IQ in existence.

Agreed. She's so beautiful in this dress and obviously comfortable, too. Well, maybe not literally comfortable because it looks a little scratchy, but mentally comfortable and confident :)

Cosign! Keira Knightly "re-used" her wedding dress a couple times (it was a cocktail dress, not like some giant Vera Wang deal), and I loved what she said about it later. Something to the tune of just having a pretty dress with happy memories.

Ugh, I totally agree that people shouldn't be expected to know every single news piece released, and I hadn't heard of this before, but "citation needed" is a sarcastic way of off-handedly dismissing what someone is saying as untrue.

I know Chanel jackets are weighted so they always hang perfectly and never look wrinkled. Also, custom-made curtains are often weighted so they hang perfectly as well.

Considering the limited opportunities for dancers to work in the first place, it's insulting that they wouldn't use one of the MANY who are looking for work for an ad that is obviously trying to show some technique. And for God's sake, get those pointe shoes off her feet! She's going to hurt herself.

Idk, Chanel has never really seemed like a brand that catered to that physique though. They've always been about slim, slender, boxy, etc. The idea that Karl Lagerfeld is so obsessed with someone as athletic and hour-glass shaped as Blake is kind of bizarre to me. She was never really "small" in the way that a lot of…

I'm not a professional ballet dancer, but I've taken dance lessons and followed ballet all my life.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.