I don't think it's a rabbit hole you're dealing with here, Dan. I'm thinking it's a hole at the other end of the alphabet…a hole, but not a rabbit hole. Definitely A HOLE. :)

Stop being dimwitted. They are not asking for a duplicate of Macguyver, they are using that as a TYPE, as a shorthand for the character. They want to create a female engineer or team of engineers. Just like saying "This guy is the next Tiger Woods" doesn't mean the guy LITERALLY is Tiger, they don't mean LITERALLY the…

I once bought a used Carpenters LP as a joke, to play when I wanted people to leave my house. Then I realized just how many of their songs I knew and liked. Best 9 cents I ever spent!

So, just slightly-under-the-weather beats?

Admitting you're an asshole does not change the fact that you are an asshole.

TL;DR - WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

TL;DR - Wahhh, some people like something I don't like, waahhhhh.

I imagined that in the voice of Basil Fawlty, being shouted at his latest batch of horrible-to-him-only guests, and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks!

As much as I like U2, the phrase "solo Bono album" is absolutely horrifying. Shame on you! I won't sleep well for weeks.

I know, WTF!? Insulting ZZ Top like that!

Good call on the anthems scene!

"And that's all!"

Nope, and don't try that crap with Prometheus of all movies. I get the film just fine. It's only deep or intelligent on a 5th-grade level. Since I'm well beyond that, I see the movie as much of its audience did: A beautifully made film about idiots who do idiotic things at every moment. That is simple truth—the…

What an incredibly stupid thing to write! Homophobes write in lower case letters?!? What the hell is wrong with you? What color is the sky in your world?

Dharma wasn't a dumb broad! She was wise in the ways of…um…uh…whimsy? Uh…screw it, I got nothing here.

Actually, a lot of us Americans have been watching QI for years, so fuck right the hell off, buddy.

LOL! Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, over here in reality…

Kramer wins!

Good lord, you are tedious and tiresome beyond belief. I don't think you and I are going to be conversing much around here. Good luck to you.

There's a lot of overlap between those two groups, so I don't think you need to worry too much. Sure, I think Prometheus should have been subtitled "An Adventure in Derp Space" and Elysium was so bad it made Michael Bay's last bowel movement—sorry, movie—look like Citizen Kane…