Named Tip.

I like "Forgot-where-he-put-his-shit Batman" as well.

Didn't Captain Kirk already settle this question? Several times? You kiss 'em or confuse 'em!

Hey, man, sorry about being a dick. No joke. I was a real asshole this morning, overreacting to your comment and getting worse every reply to you.

Actually, I didn't realize it was set to private. There, it's all public now, so feel free to go browsing.

What a stupid question. (No surprise, coming from you.) Nobody, kid. The day I care about impressing a dipwad like you is the day I leave the Internet for good.

Look, everyone, a dumbass is talking.

Oh no! The meanings of words shift over time! Gasp! People broaden the usage of some terms. Horror!

You're new around here, aren't you? By "here" I mean the Internet, since it's pretty much standard practice for sites such as The AV Club to have content sponsored by films or other entities. Nobody here is pretending to be impartial or objective, so there's no "ethical lapse."

Nobody who posts stupid, ageist crap like that should be posting anywhere, yet here you are.

That was supposed to be sarcasm? You should work on that.

Spoiler alert: the movie has been out long enough that the rest of us shouldn't have to worry about spoiling it for those who didn't see it. Deal with it.

Wow, you're just an arrogant little puddle of piss, aren't you? Well, based on both your writing (so childishly overwrought, you'd drain my editing pens) and your hilarious worship of this show, I can safely assume your novels are plodding excursions through the recesses of your Cheever-worshiping subconscious, filled…

Books have been written about ancient aliens. Doesn't mean they're real. Yes, a lot of people are pissing their panties because they somehow think that a continuing narrative arc makes MM or the Sopranos some kind of "new art." Bullshit. I've studied, written, and taught literature, film, and writing in some form or…

Yeah, Buzz, you're watching it wrong because Jordan says so. Jordan has declared this show a new, amazing art form that we all must watch through his interpretive lens. We are to ignore our own lifetimes of reading, watching, and analysing because Jordan says we're wrong.

Fair enough. It could go either way. You proclaimed far more than I did about it, so back off your aggressive "you have no idea" attitude a bit. You don't either.

Dear lord, that was overwrought and a bit silly! You're making some good points, but the melodramatic overstatement of this show's importance is almost laughable. "Dostoyevskian scale"? A "big John Cheever novel"? You should take a lesson from the ad men and stop trying to oversell a product that's about to leave the…

Marah, please raise your standards. This feature is already pretty lame without dropping to this level. Seriously, check a dictionary for the meaning of "great." It's becoming clear that you and the other AV writers have nothing but contempt for us when you continue to both abuse the language and post idiocy such as…

Since I didn't mention Malick's film, nor did I say ALL of them are pretentious, your comment doesn't really make much sense as a reply to mine. SOME of these movies are pretentious—look at Frances Ha, and if you think that is NOT pretentious, you either still don't understand the word or you have very little…

How the hell did Frances Ha get on ANYBODY'S list of best films? That entry alone is enough to invalidate this list.