We all know that if you don't want to see something, you just don't watch it. Duh. Yet we still have the freedom to express our opinions, especially on a forum such as this. But then you post that trite, overused, so-freaking-obvious truism that if you don't want to see, don't watch. You sound smugly superior doing…

I'm holding out hope for Alien the 13th: Jason Goes to LV-426.

Come on, the characters in Prometheus were the dumbest people alive at the time—it's Idiocracy in Space, for crying out loud! So you can't expect them to run go perpendicular because that would spoil's the film perfect representation of utter brain-dead morons with spaceflight capabilities. The idiots in Idiocracy…

Hey! I just stood up for you in a different thread, but here you are acting like a doofus. THINK before posting. READ the comments before replying. Since jyh didn't say anything remotely similar to "they should stop making movies because they came out with a box set," why did you ask that question? NOTHING in jyh's…

Over-explaining a stupid joke doesn't make it not-stupid. Instead of trying to actually communicate with Peter Panic, Bizarro just kept posting his almost-coherent comments. Just because YOU find Bizarro humorous doesn't mean he is.

Is there ever?

He's trying to be funny. Just roll with it and move along.

Fox told him to fuck frogs?!?! Well, no wonder the movie sucked! He was too busy shaggin' Kermit to direct the film!

In that case.. <—(settles into this chicken-shit outfit for the duration)

No, you're in the "Annoyingly Smug and Falsely Superior on a High Horse" phase. Come down off there and enjoy life with the rest of us.

No, you're the only person ever in the history of the world to notice the incredibly obvious.

Nobody's raping anything here. Stop misusing that word.

But Zodiac worked hard to print those letters by hand. This "Turk" putz just hits the caps lock key and blather away. TOTALLY different…though I suspect both men are equally deranged.

If you would stop the IDIOTIC ALL CAPS crap, maybe we'd read your comments and find them funny. There is no reason for you to ALWAYS USE ALL CAPS, unless you just want to look like an idiot and have nobody read your comments.

Oh, that was a joke? Well, when jokes are funny I get them.

(sigh) You don't understand what you're talking about. Yes, gyrating on a dancefloor isn't something to trademark, but moves that are designed and choreographed are a whole different thing.

If video games should be given Oscars, then so should pop music, general fashion, magazine designs…. Video games have their own awards, with more every year. They aren't movies, so why should they get Oscars?

Well, they all get credit for classiness, but not you.

What is 'nuts' about trying to protect your creative work? Choreography isn't just an accident, and the work that results is as much an intellectual property as anything.

"You know, you're probably good enough to get a job writing here."
Oh, come on, he's not THAT terrible!