I can just imagine the sales to the Mayosapiens who think everything we eat is exotic. Collards are the new kale.

No offense, but she’ll find a man who’ll do that. But he’ll need something to stay. IJS.

I know quite a few people who buy groceries and then often don’t use them because they have to think up a recipe.

I just turned 34 and I had to side eye this. I use to read the encyclopedia for fun as a kid.

probably right but what was all the criteria for the data? 

I got the AP alert at 8 am something and immediately thought the same thing Holly said.

There’s even a phrase for that particular behavioral horror: Disaster Capitalism, a phrase nobody should ever have to learn because people that evil shouldn’t exist.

OT, but any truth to Marc Jacobs and his “tardiness” as it relates to Rih rih’s show? 

There was another guy in Texas. Except in his case they managed to scrape together a small amount of weed in his apartment and used that to justify giving him 13 years.

Who would they blame for their fractured mess of a society?

She hasn’t be convicted of a crime.

Well, thank you Joeren. Your post was Clapback Mail Early Christmas. 

Bitch, there ain’t no sponsor to take you through the 12 steps of recovery from addiction to whiteness. This is your own work. And “stop expecting black people to do it for you” is literally step 1.

This is such a bullshit statement. Most white people are only with black people on this because this was the most perfect black victim that ever existed. He was religious, educated, financially stable, came from a well-established family in St. Lucia. They aren’t upset that she shot a black man, they are upset she…

The only question is, will it be called: “Bad Boysenberry,” “Plum Diddy Plum” or “Cantaloupe Stop Won’t Stop?”

This is a completely different situation than Reagan. Reagan didn’t really become symptomatic until his second term. Trump is pretty much already at Stage 5 dementia and he got there in record time. Also, Reagan had people who were loyal to him because they cared about him. Trump doesn’t. This can be seen by how many…

I have faith in Gen Z, they’re more concerned about where their dollars are going. It’s millenials I fear the most for. I think if we had a week long of having to live like we did in the 20th century, most of them would crack. 

Oh I imagine that among the vast complex of the prison industry there are quite a few private prisons who would love to fill a few beds, gain more federal funding for the final 2018 quarter and heck even fill a few positions  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Cause MAGA. 

So I take it that you’ve never sucked a bone before? That’s were all the flava is.

Damn. Just SMH.