You kiss your momma with that mouth? 

And I bet in your box will be grits. No avocado toast for us.

They found a way to keep Reagan going in the 80s. I’m sure they have a way for this fucker 

An op-ed from today’s USA Today pretty much supporting your op, in terms of ugly white American behavior. The author pretty much blames Obama for a crap load of stuff even for the election of Trump. 

Suckerbee is scary WITH makeup. Please don't make us have any mental images of her without it. 

That’s so 90s. A better example would be any fried chicken, Popeye’s commercial to be exact, as how lazy Madison Ave is when it comes to targeting the Black community. IJS

but it turns out that y’all out here buying gentrified Vacation Bible School box lunches off the internet.

Cardi B is just not gonna let that bish Nicki get away with stepping on her train...

He’s the “responsible gun owner” that fantasizes about an opportunity to use his gun but you’re not quite sure if he would go full George Zimmerman or just pee in his pants when the situation arises.

Prevent the “bad” guys without guns but good lug wrenches from removing their tires as their fat asses sit on break in Dunkin Doughnuts. IJS

The best Mexican restaurant is Su Casa in Chicago.

It’s not either . TVP is not an actual food in my book. 

Damn good post.

Taco Bell is not Mexican food just like IHOP Panda Express isn’t suddenly better at burgers Chinese food . Stay in your lane. It’s OK. We will respect you more for it.

Come to you in maybe 2 years: http://time.com/5394187/hedge-fund-manager-financial-crisis/

Say what you want, she’s still smoking hot.

And Turkey. 

“Just run the presses,” Trump suggested. “Print money.”

Remember this is a southern town. Not only do they miss their Jim Crow laws, but the bygone days of when feminism was unheard of.

Watson was the victim of a local ordinance which declares calling 911 to report domestic violence more than two times in a 180-day period a “nuisance.”