Well, that’s actually a red cross with a *black outline* which technically means it’s a different symbol altogether.

Word on the street is that the baby was so new they had no photos, and the sketch is a composite.

The thought of a composite sketch of a smooshed little newborn face would make me laugh if the circumstances weren’t so sad.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

Do you wear pants like these?

You’re fucking kidding right? 3DS fits in no person’s pocket, unless you’re Baggin’ Saggin’ Larry.

“They only play games that are more mindless so they can have a chance.”

Trying to eyeroll harder at this comment but my eyes won’t move further back in my head.

But without pens, my important work documents wouldn’t have doodles of angry cats, fancy high heels and kawaii Deadpool all over them, so I’m pretty sure this take is wrong and bad.

Not to mention her saying this: “McSweeney texts again on December 29, “U hate me cus I’m white. Our conversations r everything to me btw. We have a lot of friends in common and if anyone of them saw this I would b so ashamed.”

i was reading that dialog thinking, yeah, i can sorta kinda see her point...until i realized i was reading it backwards - her texts as his.

“But observing that fact, even understanding it, doesn’t necessarily engender empathy. In fact, quite the contrary.”

To answer your rhetorical question:

I kinda like the theme. It’s a little game. We’re all in on the joke, but the punchline never comes.

How many different types of tomatoes are there??? I keep thinking this person is bound to run out of pseudonyms soon, and it feels like it’s going on forever!

I’m especially impressed at the reports that on missions where the specific goal was to capture people, they violated orders and executed them instead. They directly disobeyed orders, and it looks like they got no punishment at all.

The older I get, the more I think those villagers were on to something.

Definite lack of leadership. Should never happen, and if true, people need to go to the brig.

I couldn’t come up with a joke for this one.

If he murdered her by biting her in the neck while he was naked and then when the police showed up, he ran at them full speed with a goofy gait while smiling, then yes, AoT is to blame.