I got bored halfway through reading that plot synopsis.

Y’all. That sleeveless mock turtleneck (what climate is that meant for!?!?) is confirming a fear I’ve had since reading this article about the first season of the Bachelor: were we ALL wearing awful turtlenecks throughout most of the early 2000s but we’ve wiped our memories clean of that fashion trauma? Are they going…

Holly Marie Combs totally carried that show

Samar better learn to text. I don’t answer calls from numbers not in my contacts (and half the numbers in my contacts are only there so i know who’s call I’m ignoring).

That isn’t exactly true... you can get a series of shots over a couple years that teaches your body to build a resistance against the allergen. I know several people who have undergone immunotherapy and are now unaffected by their allergens.

HOT DAMN

I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…

It would be funny to see someone watching The Girl on the Train and they’re just waiting for the zombies to show up. “We’re pretty far into this movie, where are the zombies? Are they on the train?”

Godamn I hate conservatives who love subversive music but apparently never grasped (or just think it’s fine to ignore) the lyrics. “Clampdown,” “Know Your Rights,” Career Opportunities”...not to mention “Radio Radio” and “Oliver’s Army.” And the sainted name of Joey Ramone should never pass through Scarborough’s…

Eh, it’s just Tom Noonan. Nothin’ to see here, folks.

But clearly, Joe Scarborough never really took in the lyrics.

This.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

Trevor Noah = No

Sounds like the normal typical behavior of anime fans that sit on the floor of Barnes and Noble and read manga for 5 hours straight.

Speaking of which, here’s the abridged version of Yuri on Ice, Yaoi on the Rocks made by the same people who did the abridging of Free known as 50% Off.

I’m surprised you have 6 stars because that means 6 people actual understood what you were trying to say...

Brad’s finest moment.