Four Vaginas. It’s like that guy from Borderlands, Nine Toes, but, y’know, with four vaginas.

I thought “Somebody Told Me” was a response to Blur’s “Biys and Girs”. I don’t really know the Killers that well but I’m throroughly impressed by the thought tht went into this.

Well, I can’t really argue with that. We did, indeed, titty-fuck the lasagne this year. Titty-fucked it hard.

If 2016 were a four-word statement, it would be this:

bruce springsteen’s son went on a twitter tear earlier this month and ranked every song by the killers, and it was maybe the purest thing of 2016.

Hey, any martial artist will tell you that result is better than style in a real world situation. Perfect execution is for tournaments.

Obviously.... everyone who watched the video already knew this. pointing it out doesn’t make you smart it makes you annoying. just enjoy the video for what it is and think about how hard the kid on the other side was probably raging. he deserves it though, playing a whole team of legendaries.... how boring

Strong Agree!

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

I have stomach issues, and one of my biggest fears in respect to flying, is what if I have to poop NOW when I’m not supposed to be out of my seat? I don’t want to get yelled at/cause a commotion, but I can’t sit for a however long flight in pants (on a seat) I just shat myself in. Worrying about it makes it worse,…

Tell her you don’t hold grudges and that you’ll forgive but you’ll never forget.

Unless she was wearing brand new, never washed panties...

Then you’ve never heard of the German woman mass murderer. She killed dozens all over Europe, committed burglaries, and some vandalization. At least that’s what the DNA testing showed. Until someone noticed that the company that made the swabs only processed them to be sterile, as they were marked, and not DNA free,…

The DNA was probably from whatever Boulder Police personnel that was testing it, because they are on a near perfect streak of fucking up every step of the investigation.

I watched him on the news last night. He never said he didn’t kill her or he loved his sister how could anyone think he would do that. He asked the rhetorical question, “where’s the proof?”As if to say, I know you don’t have anything on me, which is typically what a smug criminal who thinks they’ve outsmarted…

The underwear were new. Patsy had bought them for a relative as part of a Christmas gift and JonBenet had seen them and wanted them, so Patsy gave them to her.

For experts not on Ramsey payroll, the leading theory regarding the male DNA is that it was transferred during the manufacturing process and is not at all related to her murder.

Gotta give credit where credit is due, that was a pretty well reasoned argument when it comes to alien vs predator. Granted it all depends on what the predator is packing for his hunt, but in order to make it a fair fight you need at least 3+ aliens per predator. But it goes reverse when it comes to royal guard or…

Nah this one isn’t funny