My family’s motto: never check the expiration date. This is particularly true of condiments. Does it look/smell/taste funny? No? It’s fine.

Counterpoint to DerbyDuck: use your instinct on the mayo. It’s going to be packed with preservatives (unless your brand specifically doesn’t use them) and expiration dates are just estimates anyway.

get the fuck outta here

Blasphemy. Apples do not belong on grilled cheese.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

I can’t really put it all into words myself without this entire response deteriorating into an endless spiral of profanity and screaming spider language into The Void. Will howling sobs be adequate?

I’m going to lose a lot of sleep over this one.

Read a goddamn newspaper once in a while.

if you have to ask you might be a piece of garbage in that trashfire

This is USDA Choice troll work.

You know....I don’t think I love this. Who is this aimed toward — teachers? Do we think teachers don’t try to intervene with troubled kids? Students? There were students interacting with this kid, and anyway, asking students to police the behavior of “creepy loner weirdos” is how you get bullying. (And I mean, say you…

How do people NOT know this? No offense.

I see that many have already answered your question. But what I’m curious is how did you not hear about P.T.? It’s been in gaming/media sites for the past two years. Plus the Konami and Kojima fiasco has been a hot topic for quite some time now too, which shines a spot light on P.T. as well. I’m not trying to be mean…

I hope that it never stops.

Those names are what a classic rock-lovin’ star on the CW should definitely name their kid.

Kitty is adorable.   Lt. Nick Grimmer is even more adorable!

It’s like he’s reading my dream journal

Cat back backpack....sounds like a Beck lyric.

Fuck HUE for only offering the color black for plus sizes. Fuck them with fire. It’s almost more rude than if they didn’t offer plus sizes at all.

Fuck HUE for only offering the color black for plus sizes. Fuck them with fire. It’s almost more rude than if they…