Baby Groot in GotG Vol 2 looks like they took his POP! fig from Vol 1 and brought it to life.

This political nightmare is already chipping away at my decency; I never thought I’d watch a white supremacist getting coldcocked for 20 minutes straight and have it be the best laugh I’ve had in months, but here I am, clicking play again.

His body type is ‘dumpy schlub’.

The coat-dress-thing is, y’know... ehh, okay, fine (though not the best color) but those gloves and shoes have GOT to go, they’re fucking atrocious. The hue is off just enough that they don’t quite match but not enough to contrast. Probably should have just gone with cream instead.

This, combined with that recently-posted Iranian rock snake with a spider tail, has me convinced that one day I’m gonna swat a fly only to be devoured by a crocodile or something. Damn, nature, you scary.

Of course there’s a water level. There’s ALWAYS a water level. ::grumble grumble::

 I’m an interior designer and that’s definitely gonna be my new go-to phrasing so I can have a little chuckle to myself while accurately describing my work.

Loved that line! Though as the S.O. of a realtor it drives me mad when people pronounce it ‘Real-ih-tor’. IT’S TWO SYLLABLES, PEOPLE!!!

But without pens, my important work documents wouldn’t have doodles of angry cats, fancy high heels and kawaii Deadpool all over them, so I’m pretty sure this take is wrong and bad.

I never knew I needed a gif of Alan Tudyk flailing about and falling over in a mo-cap suit but now I don’t know how I lived my life without it.

To answer your rhetorical question:

Wow, that headline really DOES read like Mad Libs.

Oh now you’ve gone and got it stuck in my head, damn you! I will admit that Neil Hannon’s ‘60s lounge-style reprise from the end credits is my preferred version, if only because he improves everything.

I was gonna say your comment was in poor taste, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. :/

In that telenovela he’s the eldest son of a stern mustachioed patriarch whose heirs are locked in a heated, scheming struggle for power involving lots of blackmail, mistresses, faked deaths. He’d only fit in better if he had, like, an eyepatch.

In an ideal world he didn’t say ‘fucken’ but ‘fargin’ instead.

Ohhh hell yeah Delia’s decor! Sparkly beaded curtains, clear plastic inflatable armchairs and furry throw pillows were in 90% of all girls’ bedrooms for a while there. I’m pretty sure I still have one of those little stuffed animals with a picture holder in its belly, featuring a clipping from YM of Ewan McGregor.

Hmm, okay, I can understand that. Still, they always make the hair in front look weird and did that horrible slow sliding creep that felt like Satan giving you a scalp massage (I shudder just thinking about it).

Don’t care. D’ONOFRIO!

I think realistically they have to have the conflict come to a head at the end of this season, with loose ends being tied up at the beginning of the next. Given the pace of the first half, things have to ramp up pretty quickly now.