Richie Cunningham’s brother Chuck committed to play there and was never seen again.

If you don’t lick your plate clean, it will.

Mr. Magary? Mr. Magary? Two calls holding. Faber College on Line One, Adams College on Two.

This is stupid. Peeps aren’t candy. They’re poultry.

Thanks for not allowing this to get swept under the (owner’s) rug!

Damon throws his support behind Trump, but as always, his throw is short and his aim is off.

Rutgers fans stormed the court DURING a game last week and outscored the varsity.

Doggone.

Lady next to him: “It’s okay honey. I understand there’s no more Dick Trickle.”

I was in the class. Peyton showed up for the final with the answers written on his hand. It was the first time I’d ever seen him in the class, and was surprised he was only 5'5" . . . and black . . . and female.

Sadly, the valet will be the only one to lose his job after the incident.

He had to let the weight go. It was almost time for his cycling class.

Because . . . they lost the opener?

You mean cheap-ah?