GM tried to do that with the 2014 Camaro, and got the puke fest above. The problem, is that it's one of those details that simply makes the car. Ford also tried to ditch them with the Fox-chassis Mustangs for a while, but brought them back because they were really the only thing left that anyone remembered about the…

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I actually dig Car and Diver's render. I'm pulling for that.

I'll just say you're definitely confused and leave it at that.

I still desperately want one.

Yeah, that was kind of epic, and about the only time I've ever done that. I don't know who pissed in my Corn Flakes that day, but it couldn't have been anyone short of God himself given my unusually asshole-ish outburst.

Sometimes. Sometimes I lose my temper, though. I've yelled at Travis before. I'm sorry about that, Travis.

Oh, and also: No.

Still a no.

No.

If all that's available is a red-eye flight, guess who's taking a red-eye flight? Anyone that needs to, whether or not they are taking any kids with them. Ultimately, that's really what it comes down to.

"United, are you listening? Because I'm running on coffee and pure, unadulterated anger right now. And this is not a good look for me. Or anyone."

Meh, someone that mattered saw it, and that's all that I care about.

You know who else hasn't mastered the Jesus ability to walk on water? Parents. Just ask your own. Also, don't take 5+ hour flights. If you get on a plane that has a baby on it, get off and wait for another plane. If that doesn't work, get a new job. Or you could always go the middle ground and buy earplugs and…

I'll start this reply with the disclaimer that I am twenty-something, single, and have no children. Just so that there is no mistake in understanding perspective.

Yeah, it is kind of rich that two people can save up for ten years to enjoy a dream vacation, isn't it?

Well, when I was a baby, my family went on vacation to France. Hard to drive there. But, then, maybe they should have raised the Titanic and sailed over on it or some other then non-existant ocean liner. Or maybe we could have just swam; that would have been a great family bonding experience, right?

The assertion that you are trying to be an "internet tough guy" has nothing to do with the fact that you have conflicting views. Rather, it's that your approach is so incredibly narrow-minded and childish. You are speaking about a subject which you very clearly know precisely nothing about, and yet you act as the…

I'm horny. I'm horny. I'm horny.

Hence the phrasing "comparatively few" in my prior comment.