Yeah, right. Liberty will go to the playoff when Hugh Freeze is over.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Ah, the naiveté of youth. He’s walking alone at this club.

You may know Rip’s daughter Rita from her numerous narrowly-averted attempts at galactic domination.

The NHL stopped existing after the 2018 playoffs. It’s a shame that there’s no more US professional hockey, but at least it ended on the highest of notes.

Your Quarterbacks

It’s just you.

And unless the team you like is the one that won, that’s a great thing.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

Of the many doors left open in Rooney’s soccer career, i just hope he stays around a bit longer to produce intoxicating highlights like this

Yeah, OK fine, when little miss Goldilocks breaks in to a house, breaks stuff and takes a nap, she gets all famous from the bedtime story, but when the shoe is on the other foot and a bear does the same damn thing, IT’S A BIG FUCKIN’ DEAL!

1b. Storm

I, and the 17 other Wizards fans in the world, think Boston’s best move would be to trade for John Wall.

Wow, that’s awful that people are trying to illegally watch games. To make sure you do not accidentally commit this crime, never go to footybite. That’s footybite.com, don’t go there, it’s an illegal site with illegal streams

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Who The Hell Wants To Run The Wizards?

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

Eat your salad with chopsticks like a goddamn adult