After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

Don’t say that too loud, because you know who’s gonna talk about this at his hate rallies, proclaiming loudly nobody’s giving him credit for singlehandedly getting the Nats to the World Series.

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Tomsula would use a discarded tongue depressor. He has no time for fancy forks or spoons.

Fuck Dan Synder always and forever. 

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

PORNSTACHE!!!!

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

Word is, Keogh, Lawrence and Bennett ordered one last round of pints before they foolishly drove drunk. All three of the pints had a fly in the glass. I guess Bennett politely asked for a new pint. Lawrence apparently picked out the fly and kept began drinking. Bennett pulled out the fly by its wings and yelled “spit…

Every defunctland episode is pretty good.  Kevin is AMAZING at what he does.  

Defunctland is a pretty great youtube series, give it a follow, you’ll learn some interesting stuff.

What a fucking hack article.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

The Toadies, the answer is the Toadies.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.