I was gonna be so pissed if you didn’t squeeze in a “Pool Boys,” and boy did my patience pay off. Best one yet.

On this note, what if ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER was Calvin Johnson all along?

Dom, please stop piling on. Show some MRSA.

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Lets be honest and call out the elephant in the room. The Chinese tourists are just plain terrible and they’re the bulk of the problem. Have you seen how they treat the store clerks, how disgusting they leave tables and public areas, try to haggle everywhere, eat squatting down on the sidewalks, and not to mention the…

Sadly, I can top this…

I don’t completely agree with Jonathan Wilson’s latest piece in the Guardian, but he has forgotten more about soccer and soccer writing than the sum of what Billy will ever know. And Wilson has a freakishly good memory.

Do we get to vote onthis? I vote for whatever ends Nationwide Commercials.

And from Canada, we gave you yoga pants. You’re very welcome.

If anyone can spot one of his own underachieving kind, it's Billy. 

Re: Walking,

Abso-fucking-lutely right they are, both directly and indirectly. They wouldn’t have tried this under the Obama administration. The GOP stalled the Supreme Court nominee until The Orange Fuckwad was sworn in. Then he got not one, but two conservative justices. This outbreak of state laws is intended to do one thing -…

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Big win for the Erth Boys!

My bold prediction for the final:

Seeing your name on a post about what should be an interesting topic is like getting a free steak dinner that’s been sautéed in piss.

Toffee, but fair.

Anyone that voted for Truman Peyote over Storm Duck can go to Hell.