Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Some Millennials have Borat.   Quoting Borat got old real quick....NOT

Because he’s the most excitable person in world soccer this side of Andrés Cantor

Hopson: “Ah, I see you’ve played Knifey-Spoony before!”

welcome back

I also am a fan of your comments, but I feel that creating a burner to commend yourself was unnecessary.

I think Murray’s being coy because he has a secret identical twin, and the two still haven’t decided who will play which sport.

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

You’re off the case Bobrovsky!!!

There was some woman shrieking during the Ravens-Chargers game this weekend. Never have I prayed harder for a section of stadium to suddenly and violently collapse as I did for hers.

Report: Tathan Is In The Transfer Portal

Lol, excluding Lewis, clearly you understand the Tampa area job interviewing structure quite well...though Dungy would probably be sufficient in the place of Lewis in this case.

Drew tweeted he’s on his way home from the hospital today.

Oh HELL nah you did not just lump Umamusume(which is actually a really damn good sports anime that legitimately takes it sport seriously(to the point where the idol part of the show is basically not even shown let alone talked about for the back 2/3 of it)) in with shit like My Sister, My Writer and Magical Girl Ore.

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

Ron MacLean and Don Cherry in the Octagon. Who says no???

On the subject of Paying your Dues,

Wow, NBA Jaguars Junction is fucking dark, man.

so many Harlan highlights but the best is his call of an idiot on the field doing the radio for the Monday night second game a couple years ago. It was a horrible shit game so he was as bored as the rest of us, but from that came greatness: