Don’t have Dachau, man.

This is a very very long story, but it seems to make people who hear it chuckle along the way. And, as a former Gawker reader, I haven’t commented on these sites in a couple of years, so why not. It’s late here in Kiev, and I really just want to tell a story.

I’d personally love to see a Premier League Jambooroo.

Where can I get a line on Jameis as Raiders starting QB in 2019?

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

A meeting of food franchises mascots was quickly convened to deal with the attack on one of their most beloved members.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

I think you mean Chelsea and Manchester United. That’s literally their MO lol 

Croatia advances to face lose to England in the semifinal.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Coming Home status: It’s.

I’m not at all surprised that Japan are the first team ever to advance out of groups for being more polite.

Bullshit, if McFly hadn’t hijacked Doc’s DeLorean and played at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, nobody would know Chuck Berry.

I think the giant dump you are taking on Monnarez is unjustified and unfair. As a Lions beat reporter then it’s likely hes never seen a proffesional football team practice.

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