I’m in tears man. I went to my first NHL game in 1994 when I was six, and I loved it. The Capitals played the Penguins and beat them! I became a Caps fan ever since. I was 8 years old then, I had season tickets to the Caps from the 08-09 to the 12-13 (the lockout screwed us so we decided not to renew again). I have so…

What, Me Worry?

I feel like it was the right time for Ed to retire. The current climate in the US is no place for a weekly, nationally televised Gun Show.

Well José, don’t let the Odor hit your ass on the way out.

Just wished we fans were hitting the jackpot with a good TV product. It takes a lot of effort to not make me care about a wrestling show featuring AJ Styles, Daniel Bryan, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Samoa Joe under one roof, but power to them, they fucking did it.

“And we’ll change our mascot to a cow, in honor of Trump Steaks. And it should be gold - Trump loves gold. This plan is perfect.”

Tottenham Bonespur

Big Cass WISHES he had a theme song as amazing as Test’s.

Go on...

Look on the bright side: you won’t have to worry about Arlo next year.

Hasn’t UT always been known for his Sunni disposition?

That’s the kind I prefer, too.

I just know I’m gonna get kinja’d on this.

My little brother tried to write a better one, but just didn’t have the energy for it.

This is amazing because there’s a conspiracy theory (with plenty of evidence) that the entire KHL season has been rigged to allow SKA to win the championship.

Ctrl+F: miz 0/0

There is overwhelming statistical evidence that playing in the NPB made it harder, not easier for Ichiro to achieve the total professional hits he did—primarily because Japan plays shorter seasons, and the level of competition is relatively close.

“up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start, right?”

Converse-ly, maybe the woman was older, perhaps a Puma? Asics scandal is no big deal. And1 more thing; I Fila star or 2 coming on for this comment.

Who Dead!