“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

Flatulent

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

The last time the redskins thought they were in control of their own destiny, it manifested itself in a similarly poor fashion.

I’m a little disappointed Army had to have WF’s game plan given to them.

First off, people, be kind; it’s been brutal being a Bucs fan for years.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

That does not materazzi an iota to me

I see his name and I think of...

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

They’re just trying to summon one of the old gods to help them. Ia! Ia! G’podawu’nd!

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

This is the system working as intended; by design, it cannot fail

All my excess live in Texas.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

“What I don’t understand is why, despite cultural differences, a lot of American anime fans see Keijo!!!!!!!! and laugh it off, unmoved that, in this show, women are valued at the sum total of their body parts.”