Players still have to agree to contract terms with the purchasing club. It’s not as if they have no say in the matter.

I know of a couple other 26-year-old free agents in their prime expecting to get paid and it’s not exactly working out for them at the moment...

It will just be referred to as Super Bowl “nice”.

Maybe that official was just a big fan of Cactus Jack? “Bang bang!”

My plan for the Washington football team was this: Football fans love tailgating. What is a popular food? Potato Skins! That way they can still be the Skins and bond with their obese fan base.

That one bouncer from the Mons, Marvin Lewis, and the deli manager from Publix

Everyone knows the Cheetah is superior

He’s the main reason I started reading this site many years ago. Get well soon.

He may be a snake, but he doesn’t deserve this shit

That can’t be his real name. Spring River Heaven God. I might believe it if the last character was 死

How soon til he goes to plaid?

Ugh, the ranch and fries thing. I work in bars and at a previous job, we had a mother and her adult son come in once or twice a week.

2015 home opener. Dolphin takeover. If even this team could do it, I think other away teams can too.

if only there was some buff streamer out there to save us

the youtube series Defunctland has a good episode all about Action Park.

LOL Chelsea. Salah? Nah. De Bruyne? Nope. Let’s go back in for David Luiz!

Everyone said he was jinxing the Caps during the hockey playoffs and now Ovi is parading the Cup through Red Square. Jinx away Barry!

No jaguars guy?

because all the other countries in the UK are shit and fuck sheep

tbf, takos are delicious. Time to go get some takoyaki.