Soooo....just so we’re all on the same page. It’s pretty obvious Pence wrote the op-ed to hopefully kick something into motion that ends with him as President, right?

Nope. I disagree.

In related news: Kaiser Sozé is Kevin Spacey

I’m 150% positive that this ass-wipe purposefully avoided the contraction because he legitimately couldn’t remember if it was “Your” or “You’re”

67 year old retired trucker?  I can’t be the only one who immediately thought “Meh...he’ll be dead soon anyway.  Chances are he wouldn’t buy another one anyway.”

At it’s heart? You’re built on it. You’re founded on it. Your very existence is predicated on the whole “don’t tread on me”, “get what’s mine even at the expense of my neighbour” American Dream(tm) bullshit mentality.

Foghorn Leghorn is literally the fucking worst.  Honestly not even mad, it’s impressive that you could complete the article after your obvious lobotomy.

...his hilariously inept new (??) about his time...

Me - “Hey Alexa, what kind of wine should I serve with fish?”

TIL - Pussy Riot had more possession time that game than France did.

There’s also the fact that humans from birth to adulthood go from being literally helpless animals running solely on instinct, to literal demon spawn, to complete assholes with hormones, until they finally move the fuck out of the house and go to college or get a job.

So...much...this.

Fuck you, Uruguay. No one knows the difference between you and Paraguay.

Canadian cops are packing heat; they’re just trained to use them as a last resort and attempt non-lethal means first (ie. tasers).

“Wishing someone dead” and “Not being upset that they’re dead” are two very very different things. So shove your holier-than-thou bullshit up your ass you sanctimonious cunt.

In October 2016, he was charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant victim, domestic battery by strangulation, false imprisonment, and witness tampering. His ex-girlfriend, Geneva Ayala, detailed disgusting abuse in her deposition and spoke about the alleged abuse in a piece that ran earlier in June in the Miami New…

I don’t see the announcement, but did they say that “Solo” meant “Offline”, or just that you can run the missions Solo? Because if not, fuck them.

Honestly, I don’t think it does. I think we’ve reached a point in international politics where most western allies are making a distinction between “America our Ally” and “The assholes that happen to be in charge right now.”

...they cannot tell the difference between defiance and petulance.

I think in the interests of “National Security”, the Canadian government should enact a foreign leaders emolument clause declaring that no foreign leader can own or be party to private/for profit ventures on Canadian Soil for as long as they are in office.