Jesus. You’re country literally can barely be classified as a Western Ally anymore. What a dumpster fire.

You’re supposedly a teacher yet you don’t know when to use ‘to’ or ‘too’?

Despite the literally HUNDREDS of hours I’ve already put into it, there is no measurement fast enough to measure how quickly I would throw my money at a Fallout 3 remaster.

Joss Whedon and his TV oeuvre in general:

Anyone who doesn’t consider Cuaron’s Children of Men as “...truly great” has clearly suffered multiple concussions and should seek medical attention immediately.

I’m not racist but...

To be fair, didn’t he begin playing that character before he was as famous as he now is. I mean...c’mon...its Idris fucking Elba...at this stage in his career I would imagine he’s earned more than glorified walk on parts in other people’s movies. I’d imagine this is a permanent death if for no other reason than…

I’m not saying it’s Alden Ehrenreich. But I am saying that whoever it is would have probably been a better casting choice.

Stay classy, ‘murica...

The term “professional” has less to do with skill and more to do with “getting paid to do it”. As you can tell from the clips, this guy was far more skilled in the position than a forward would be (he robbed Stastny FFS), he just happens to not have played seriously since college.

“It WASN’T a chicken!!!”

I’d go out on a limb and say that Oprah’s entire demographic falls well outside the average age of Snapchat’s core users. Beyonce would for sure have a huge impact, but the reality is the venn diagram of Snapchat users who know (or care) about Oprah has little to no overlap.

Canada now won’t win gold in men’s or and women’s ice hockey

...if you have an iPhone

Yep. Definitely feel more corrupted having seen that. /S

*Rolls eyes*
“It’s Homogenized....yeesh...grow up.”

Why does Canadian Milk come in bags?

Sure, but when people say that about Steve Jobs, watch them lose their ‘effin minds!

One of those rare incidents where the film is one of my favourite films of all time and the book is one of my favourite books of all time.

I’m pretty he’s talking about not caring about WHAT you tattoo on your body, not tattoos in general. So cool your fucking jets. I love tattoos, but I agree with him; being willing to permanently etch yourself with just anything at all on a bet is fucking idiotic.