That is quite simply the most amazing feat of tinfoil hat gymnastics I’ve ever read. You really think that YouTube is on the same level as a Bond Villain? Get the fuck outta here! Learn how YouTube monetization actually works before spewing your fake moon-landing levels of bullshit.

As a Canadian (and an especially proud one after the events of November 8th), can I just say that it boggles my mind how truly fucked up and awful your country is that people like this are allowed to exist without consequence AND are actually emboldened now because they think that they run the show (I say think…

I will never understand how these people are so idiotic that they can’t grasp the simple concept that if you make Muslims LIKE you, ISIS loses. If you make them HATE you, ISIS gets more recruits. It’s not fucking rocket science.

Well, the stock market seems to disagree with you. Dow is already down 700 points last time I checked. The American dollar is down and Gold is up as everyone hastily ditches the greenback and buys gold.

You are underestimating the world’s reaction to a trump presidency. Will the world end? No. But will it be the end of United States relevancy in the world? Yes...or at least the beginning of it.

It’s times like this that it’s important to remember that not even Hitler ever received more than 42% of a single vote.

Fuck you, America.

And I’m just in the back thinking “hmm, I still have that issue in a box somewhere. I wonder if it’s value will go up now?”

So THAT’S where Starbuck went!

Clearly, this is a VERY good boy who honestly has no idea how he came to be in the company of these other ‘ruff’ians.

I believe it’s called the Dunning-Kruger Effect

Fuck Anti-Hillary people are morons.

Hey man, that’s the back of our throne, and I’ll thank-you-very-much for not disparaging it. It was crafted painstakingly from an old Haida Canoe and the walls of an ice fishing cabin that we won from a giveaway in a two-four of Molson. We each take turns, a week at a time, sitting in it.

Cripes. Everytime I give some thought to picking up a pen again and starting to write once more, I read something like this and think, “nope...I’ll never be able to compete with the utter brilliance of this wordsmithing.”

The US is the richest country in the world and “can’t afford” to have universal healthcare and education. You’re telling me this is because the US has 318 million people instead of 30 million? LOL

I don’t read that quote as “shitting on progressives” though. I read it as “realist”.

Whatever. Doesn’t matter anyway. We all know it’s been downhill since Gorkon. He had good temperment. The best temperment. Everyone says so.

Update from 40 minutes ago: (Valve has cut ties with DH)