“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”

If you’re a high profile athlete in a foreign country trying to sneakily take a pair of local prostitutes to your room, the logical side would dictate that you don’t pause to piss all over a place that will likely have security cameras.

And also we’re better than everyone at everything

So....entitled Americans think that they can go into a foreign country and act like douche bags. Seems pretty typical American to me.

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil.

Shit, I planned my last tweet out years ago:

You want Occam’s razor? Fine...

Edited because of new information that I had not been aware of. I had been under the impression that the recall was a while before the accident, not days before.

That is...by FAR....the most terrifying way to go I can imagine. I have no words....

I guess it depends on how you define “turtled”.

The Keeper was insane. He won it for them, no doubt about it.

Ha! Wales is the only team all tournament that we ACTUALLY beat!

Wait wait wait...so they make the losers depart the field through a tunnel formed by the winning teams players? That seems suspiciously like a slightly more classy form of tea-bagging.

I agree. However, since I am in fact, Portuguese, I don’t give a fuck at the moment.

Question for all people celebrating his death:

Agreed 100%. She waits for Rickon to be dead and for Most of Jon’s army to be dead. She controls (thanks to Littlefinger) the bulk of the military might in the North. Even if the nobles didn’t want to bend the knee to a “Lady” and had vague ideas about legitimizing Jon, she’s strong enough now to have none of it.

Translation: I don’t know how the Euro works.

What the fuck Portugal! What...the...Everloving...FUCK??!!