“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop-up the drain.” — Montgomery Scott —

Wet Nebular Atmosphere is the scientific term for Ball Sweat.

As far as I know, I believe Samsung took the step out popping a warning up on peoples notifications or screens or something. Ignorance is not an excuse in this case; they would have had to LITERALLY swipe the notification away in order to ignore it.

A video “celebrating” 50 years of Trek, which only acknowledges The Original Series, The Next Generation, and the reboots. That’s just insulting.

I can’t really say it’s my favourite. But I can’t really say it’s NOT my favourite. Does that make sense? It kind of exists in it’s own little world where it’s my favourite Star Trek Movie: Comedy Category; as though it’s a sufficiently different movie so as to deserve it’s own list.

The courage to follow Motorola...

“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”

To be fair, “The best Star Trek movie since First Contact” is an incredibly low bar...

Content creators aren’t going anywhere. Let’s Plays are.

Let’s be honest as to what we have been witnessing for the last few years; and that is that Youtube’s maturation to a legitimate content source from a wild west of every idiot with OBS, a copy of Overwatch, and a raging case of Tourrettes.

They don’t have to change their format at all. But if that format isn’t what advertisers want to be associated with, then that’s his fucking problem, isn’t it?

Of all the shows that they could remake, I actually wouldn’t mind a new version of this show.

Counterpoint: They made most of their fame and money off of Sabado Gigante, so.....pride maybe not the right word.

If you’re a high profile athlete in a foreign country trying to sneakily take a pair of local prostitutes to your room, the logical side would dictate that you don’t pause to piss all over a place that will likely have security cameras.

And also we’re better than everyone at everything

So....entitled Americans think that they can go into a foreign country and act like douche bags. Seems pretty typical American to me.

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil.

Shit, I planned my last tweet out years ago:

You want Occam’s razor? Fine...

McCarthy can be ok when she’s not being fat clumsy female Kevin James