I hate to be that guy...

OSX or Linux?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Google Play Music allow you to download the mp3 of any Album you’ve purchased?

Never tried that one.

Google Play Music All Access. The best monthly expenditure I spend. And now with the addition of podcasts, it’s something I can’t live without.

Would love to try it out. I’m not sure how this gives me an advantage over my Google Drive storage syncing all of my writing between computers. But regardless, I would love to try it out.

It is LITERALLY in their job description to risk their lives for others.

J.A.R.G.O.I.A

Actually once I got it, I thought it was hilarious. Loved it.

That would be the worst selling fragrance they every make.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get that...

Do you know me, son?

Counter-point: We had this family of printers deployed around a busy furniture store in which I managed the IT department for three years (before moving on). Most of those were installed a few months after I arrived. All were still running just fine and dandy when I left three years later.

Counter-point: We had this family of printers deployed around a busy furniture store in which I managed the IT…

I’m fully aware of everything in this article. I however, still choose to shower every day because despite commonly held belief, I am not in fact a goddamn savage.

Wait...people were ever actually dumb enough to believe that swallowing your gum was a problem?

there is a very good chance that either the Zodiac Killer or a botoxed Garfield the Cat impersonator might end up being the next leader of the free world.

Dear America;

No sympathy for the tail-gater at all. Do stupid things; win stupid prizes. Simple as that.

Came for Stephanie Tanner’s Boobs.

Hot take, bro. Here’s hoping said detonation is on your house.