there is a very good chance that either the Zodiac Killer or a botoxed Garfield the Cat impersonator might end up being the next leader of the free world.

Dear America;

No sympathy for the tail-gater at all. Do stupid things; win stupid prizes. Simple as that.

Came for Stephanie Tanner’s Boobs.

Hot take, bro. Here’s hoping said detonation is on your house.

You know what I get out of this video?

I realize it’s getting a bit long in the tooth, but really...the only thing that should replace a Warthog is another Warthog.

Numix circle icons, but with the dependencies changed to use the regular elementaryos folder icons.

Kevin Smith has always seemed to me to be the embodiment of proof that it is indeed possible to be both a socially awkward nerd AND a pretentious douche-nozzle, at the same time.

Yeah. I’m pretty sure this is his “clever girl” strategy.

If that’s an actual reason in your feeble little mind, than I feel totally justified in bashing you for having the audacity to leave your house everyday for any reason whatsoever. Because you’re obviously “overexposed”.

his most famous role was Professor Severus Snape

Come to think of it, I can’t actually name a single Nicki Minaj song.

Soooo....it’s quicker to line people up to load them into the container. Crane that container onto the back of a framework with an engine. Perform numerous safety checks on the latches that hold said container in place, and then take off.

Only in Apple’s world is a 12 inch laptop running a core M processor for $1300 dollars considered “drool worthy”

Only in Apple’s world is a 12 inch laptop running a core M processor for $1300 dollars considered “drool worthy”

A lot of people keep talking about how Rousey will kill her in the rematch. I honestly don’t think there will be one.

I’m not even a fan of MMA or UFC, but after reading the fan-wank article earlier today I felt the irrational urge to watch that fight and call myself team Holm.

Well so much for that theory...

Aw, you’re so precious...you actually think the other companies aren’t doing the exact same thing simply because they say they don’t.

I don’t use Apple, but I can tell you the hangouts notification glitch exists in Android too, and it’s just as frustrating.