I'm thankful every day that I wake up Canadian. My greatest nightmare has always been "what if my parents had followed her brother and immigrated to Boston instead"

No we don't. I just have shit spelling skills.

We're bigger than you, and we're on top.

As a Canadian, I say that Quick deserves FAR more credit in that game than Price does.

Most of us don't give a shit either. It's just sadly a very vocal minority that for some reason likes to wear watermelons on their heads.

Paris AND Milan are both somewhere south of Denver? Wow...I never knew that!

When you make children work for something early on, it's great for development.

Grade 6 reading level on my latest short story? I don't know whether to be insulted or not...

I have nothing to add to this discussion, but holy shit if that isn't the cutest goddamned monkey I've ever seen!

Have you ever actually curled?

Battery life would be my second biggest annoyance.

Reviews fall under this and are 100% protected by law in favor of them.

You would think that a feature like that, they would advertise the holy crap out of. It's amazingly awesome.

Because "Murica - We'll help you out of and be your friends, as long as you promise to stay weak and defenceless compared to us"

how I felt getting all of my Youtube stuff erroneously deleted..

don't grab the bosses' wife's tits...

Wow! You're pretty pretentious for someone who isn't actually smart enough to notice a big check-box at the bottom of LITERALLY EVERY GOOGLE SIGN-UP PAGE EVER that says: