Did someone say nanobubbles? Maybe I’m hearing things.

I would always ask the shooter a lot of questions about the weapons he is using, ammo, where he/she purchased the weapon and if they got a good deal on it. Try to befriend him/her and get him/her to see that you are on their side. This has always worked in the past and I am still alive.

He has to be. All 3 mouths are smiling.

Right now is exsquisite times in the tag division.

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.

“Dee’s nuts.”

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

At least he died doing what he was indifferent to.

How is the office? Did anyone needed to be escorted out?

Why didn’t he record at a Microsoft store? Tons of reverb and no noise at all, like most empty warehouses.

This is the worst possible food opinion.

Also, it legitimized answering the phone, “wassssssssaaaaaaaaaa”.

“Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?”

Or more precisely: Why do you hate everything about Seth McFarlanes sense of humor, like Peter hated that burrito he got in Tijuana?
[cut to Peter in Tijuana some years ago, wearing a sombrero, trying to gulp down a…

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

I got married a month ago. My brother- my best man- asked me on gchat how long he would have for a speech. I told him 5 minutes, give or take. He responded:

He was just so.....wrestling. Goodbye Dream.

Stonehenge was much larger than first thought? Well crap - that'll REALLY throw the measurements off!

Toddlers and cat in fridge, butter on countertop.