I just don’t see this ending well.

I know this is all in good fun but...unless you’re planning on waiting until June to make the trip, I would not attempt that route across North Dakota, Montana, and northern Idaho in winter in either a questionable older vehicle going out or a broke-down junker coming back. I would probably be very hesitant to do it…

Note: Kirby is an old friend of mine from my Chrysler days. It was a joy working with him on this story.

We do have awards in the journalistic fields for this kind of massively-informative and interesting long form article, right?

On this side of the pond, the ‘66 Thunderbird “Town” models (the ones with the big blind spot where rear windows might have gone) came with an overhead console, part of an interior theme that was supposed to encourage jet-pilot imaginings.

Totally agree. Note on #3. Make sure all three sprayers are on the same side, otherwise: circular firing squad. 

1. Remove doors, glass, and hood.

Make it like ordering from Dutch Bros and I might be interested...

The Tesla McRib...

I would be all over this. Any chance to continue driving my V8 Jag way into the future with minimal environmental cost. I do not mind paying more for the fuel.

Of course, read this in David Attenborough’s voice.

Paul Masse Chevrolet. I have no problem calling them out.

If a buyer didn’t want this option, they’d waive it.

Hes suggesting they are few and far between. Look at the PNW. If you dont live in Seattle, Spokane, Portland, or Boise ya fucked

my 2 cents are to avoid Subaru as I’ve found their bushings and links don’t love rough roads for long periods of time. At least the older models don’t. Avoid the CR-V because it has the worst AWD system in its class.

This was pretty pant spoiling. Skip to 5:45

Im fairly confident that this image

The Accord is a good choice for a priest because it’s what Jesus drove (even though he didn’t like to talk about it much).

I would love to meet a priest who daily’s an El Camino and has an old Defender in a shed. Of course, he IS Episcopalian (so am I, theoretically). Catholic light - all the pomp and ceremony, half the guilt, and you get to have sex! They must thank Henry VIII every day for that last one.

The glorious sounds.