wow, this is spot on. i agree with you and jason. a family member has two of these in shenzhen. this isn’t for the american or european market. this is for china and the middle east. but I gotta say, the thing is mad comfortable. the fam all prefers these over the mulsanne. yes, i know i sound like a shit. personally,…

So many things with that... like why the white? Of all the colors to go on a steering wheel for every reason known to man... why white?

Hard to tell through all the glamoflauge. 

Are we sure this isn’t a cross promotion with Paramount+?

I have one of the original A6 Allroads. You do not want one of these.

Are used Jag XF Sportbrake wagons getting down to $30k on the used market yet?

Given the state of NYC roads, you really want one of these:

I don’t hate the Viggen idea. But a 9-5 Aero wagon with a stick is just about as fast, handles MUCH better, and carries a lot more stuff. Or a 9-3SportCombi for that matter, but it won’t hold as much. On the other hand, a TurboX is probably about the closest thing there is to the Audi. Lots of power, AWD.

Cadillac CTS Premium

If you can find one, you’ll have something of a future classic on your hands. These cars are extremely rare and shockingly good fun. 

Sticking with Wagons, Saab 9-5 Aero Sportcombi or Saab 9-3 AeroX Sportcombi (Turbo-X like below if you can find one)

Picard is working customer service...

I hear it even comes with unlimited Data.....

Tesla is probably blocking Geordi because he’s calling from an android device.

I had a friend who worked for Ford for a week. He attached brake pedals. He admitted he attached them very badly. "If you are driving a Ford Taurus and the brake pedal fell off, I'm sorry, it was me."

But still not as thirsty as a TikTok personality or Instagram influencer.

You might be COVID-19 positive, I believe that is a symptom

“Born to be Wild” - it’s so cliche.

If you made them into soup, it could be a Bisque Limpet.