It also wouldn’t surprise me that one of their equally sketchy competitors (the entire dealer trade? Carvana?) was making campaign donations to certain Texas pols in exchange for a little more... oversight.

Self-LUV is not what SWA had in mind here.

Ahh, Counciltucky....

Well, PhD also stands for “Piled high and deep”.

You could say that WMC had his enthusiasm.... curbed.  Cue Larry David/CYE memes....

Happy entrails to you, until we meat again.

And when is any interstate outside of California called “the [highway name]?” If you’re from Cal and talking about a highway in California, sure. Anywhere else, it’s just “Interstate ##”, or I-## or even ##.  And for the love of all that’s holy, can I get ungrayed?

Kinda’ surprised that Kinja didn’t recommend the “related” article from The Onion:

This sounds like an unholy matrimony between kite surfing and cargo ships.... Call it cargo surfing? Kite shipping? In any case, this would make for some epic fail videos.

The truck driver didn’t stop of his own accord. nearly turning the car into an Accordion.

“Winnebago: We start with a leak and build a motorhome around it.”

Jetson completely missed an opportunity by not naming this thing the Spacely Sprocket.

Minnesota-based Malco Products now makes “Eagle Grip” locking pliers in the former Vise-Grip plant in Dewitt, NE, by a fair number of the old VG staff. Looks like nice quality and priced accordingly:

“Love. It makes a Subaru a Subaru.”  Am I doing this wrong?

Healthiest. Spleen. Ever.

I know South Dakota’s plenty god-forsaken to travel across any time of year, but Sturgis is at the opposite end of SD from Sioux Falls—30 miles or so from Rapid City, or about 375-400 miles from Sioux Falls, depending on route.

How do Chevy trucks float in water? Like a rock.

Anything not a cross-over or truck. All of them.

It also comes equipped with a permanently on ‘check engine’ light.

To Infiniti and below.