This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

It’s entirely possible that the truck should not have been on the road.

In the ferociously contentious contest for worst governor of the Obama era, Jindal is a real contender.

Those are normal dead cows. These are dead French cows of the finest quality, having eaten only from vats full of the finest black caviar mixed with the finest French champagne. These cows had names - nay - these cows had titles. Viscount Vache Of Bourdeaux III. These cows were classy.

I have a black sedan so yes every black sedan has the same theme

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

So the one yesterday had limited range, the one today has lots of power but is unreliable. Who says cars and their owners aren’t alike?

Sean,

They’re actually pretty decent cars. I can attest as someone who daily-drove one for almost 5 years when it was my only car.

Ed Begley Jr.: Uh, cookies...

Also *their* lol.

Whelp, looks like I'm just gonna have to continue never going to South Dakota again.

I’m old and often bored by the few videos I run across, but that one really is fabulous. Single Ladies was fun and minimalist and some of her other ones have been sexy, but all in all (in keeping with pop tradition) they seem intentionally vacant. Pretty, without much narrative or perspective.

"Look, I got you this car like Daddy's! Daddy loves you more than Mommy and Steve do." "No, you can't take it to Mommy's house, it's for when you are here every other weekend."

You found a stanced Nissan Pao? And you think it’s cute? I guess it is kinda cute, in the same way that Tiny Tim was cuter with his crutch. ;)

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

I am a man of contradictions and #yolo. Let the heavens not forsake me for it.

No, compact works in that context. Like, think like the Mayflower Compact.

I think its hilarious, that you are hating on people for drinking a beverage for taste and quality while advocating that they should drink it for the purpose of imparing judgement and reducing intelligence. And you tried to make it sound all cool too.