Styling UPDATES?

It’s an abomination, as are ALL four door Avantis (#noticenoapostrophe).

It’s simple. You don’t have that Word Nazi gene like I do.

What’s wrong with Jiffy Lube? They don’t only do oil changes, ya know.

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Locatation? Redunant

That would be “dual” power, though a duel with sabres or scimitars could be entertaining.

With one-time screws, it’s always better to be safe than sorry.

I’m happy.

...and this kind of nonsense is precisely why maintenance costs can be ridiculous and resale values are low...

Prozac may help with that anger problem.

You’re so “not envious” that you took the time out of your day to tell me so, and to wish me good luck. How kind. Altruism never fails to impress me with its coat of many colors.

Once a week is not enough, IMO. Car was a corporate lease before I purchased it, so I knew little except service records about previous treatment. Variator issues come on gradually. I may never be out of the woods on this. So far, so good. I’m neither superstitious nor hysterical.

Grow up, sonny, and hike up those drawers. Your envy is on display. In 14 months, I have never exceeded appropriate speed in parking lots, nor have I ever disengaged the MSP traction and stability control.

I’m a bit confused because one of us is not clear. You have seat time in a 2006, which has the CambioCorsa, but seem to be commenting on the ZF, which is so amazing as to be hooked to the driver’s brain via implants.

The comment I’ve been fishing for.

Nothing beats personal ownership experience, especially considering that naysayers’ comments often have a greenish tinge...

Reading the QP forums (actually, “fora”, to be correct—it’s Latin neuter gender, plural form ends in “a”) tells me that Maser still has Monday and Friday cars with their share of glitches. If you’re the type of Maserati owner who thinks it’s an Eyetalian Buick and takes it into the dealer for Floor Mat Reviews, you…

How long has THAT one been in your “memes” folder?

I prefer the sedan for its understated design and interior space. It’s personal taste, really. They both have the same great-sounding engines!