Uh huh.

My old Rolls-Royce was most assuredly NOT an “old car”. I purchased it one sunny day in Southern California, and the very next Friday saw it transporting myself and wife-to-be on a 1200 mile round trip up the Pacific coast and back.

Much cheaper, for your Camry.

The fuck you talking about? Not everything is a drift car, sonny. When I want silent comfort with climate control, good sound, and stress-free driving, the Jag is better than most. And it does handle, especially considering its size and weight.

Why couldn’t Porsche have done this design to begin with?

How did they divide up the driving tasks, I wonder?

Jaloponik. Funny.

He said,”currently”.

So, the new 2.slow motor fixed everything but your height, then...

Amen. French press, two cups at a time. Real flavor. Gonna make some right now, in fact!

Aren’t you the guy with the Junk Jeep fetish? Am I supposed to sympathize with this long, boring whine about how another pile of shit let you down yet again just before you were able to dump it onto another ignorant, unsuspecting soul?

Better yet...

There are two ten-pound elephants in this room. Why?

Saw the note and said “South”. Dull pencil, torn from spiral notebook with beer-soaked lower left corner...

BRA-fuckin’-VO!

It’s not a Beetle. It’s a 2CV built by mad Albanian dwarves. Not a fan..

You’re on the wrong sprocket for Top Gear...looks like you’ve got a couple or three upshifts left...

Maybe he talks that way, too...Text-to-speech is the Autotune of online discussions.

...and this is a ___ee.

Nebraska Stig means you never have to go around turns anyway...