Nope. Side view is generic “2020 coupe” from student designers. Front and back are clumsy and interior is ex-lumberyard. I’m not charmed. I’m disquieted.

Only 799?

Scraped. Definitely. English. Thanks.

How exactly do you “make sure the airbag works” on a used steering wheel???

I always liked the crispness of this solution. ‘69 Fiat 850 Coupe.

Stay in the gray tray until you’ve served your penance.

Actually, I think it has kind of a Voldemort cheekiness!

Yeah—it seems that there wasn’t a dry seat in the house...

My great-uncle had a speech impediment, and owned a bakery.

Maybe before your Tesla arrives, you’ll understand the correct usage of apostrophes? (Hint: never to pluralize, even proper names like Tesla.)

Ain’t no “D pillar”...they’re all “C”s, even on a school bus...

Translation: 1. You are seeing

Spyker C9: Masturbator?

Nah, don’t. This type of thing most often happens with unedited voice-to-text apps.

Who cares? I’ll just bet that, with all those tortured openings on that front clip, at 120 it starts to sound like Satan’s Harmonica.

...regardless of good taste...

Until you have to buy 6-puck Brembo replacement pads at 30K miles!

Breaks?

From top to bottom, outside and in, one of the most horribly overwrought styling jobs I have ever seen! They even had to carve up the top of the gearshift knob...

Preliator? Who writes this shit, anyway?