Stay in the gray tray until you’ve served your penance.

Actually, I think it has kind of a Voldemort cheekiness!

Yeah—it seems that there wasn’t a dry seat in the house...

My great-uncle had a speech impediment, and owned a bakery.

Maybe before your Tesla arrives, you’ll understand the correct usage of apostrophes? (Hint: never to pluralize, even proper names like Tesla.)

Ain’t no “D pillar”...they’re all “C”s, even on a school bus...

Translation: 1. You are seeing

Spyker C9: Masturbator?

Nah, don’t. This type of thing most often happens with unedited voice-to-text apps.

Who cares? I’ll just bet that, with all those tortured openings on that front clip, at 120 it starts to sound like Satan’s Harmonica.

...regardless of good taste...

Until you have to buy 6-puck Brembo replacement pads at 30K miles!

Breaks?

From top to bottom, outside and in, one of the most horribly overwrought styling jobs I have ever seen! They even had to carve up the top of the gearshift knob...

Preliator? Who writes this shit, anyway?

Roofline? ROOFLINE?

So now it’s just a cosmetic treatment...I gotta say anyway that I hated its looks in white with that black hood, but in red and possibly other colors—bellissima!

Excellent burn. Will use in daily conversations.

Utopian turtletop.

Oh, Christ, here we go again...#apostropherequired